He made me close my eyes. He promised he had a big surprise for me. He led me through the house and to the back stairs. He told me to stop. I opened my eyes. He screamed and cried and threw an amazing fit. ‘You ruined it. You ruined the surprise!’ he yelled at me.
Apparently I was supposed to open my eyes AFTER i put my feet in my flip flops...so AFTER my feet crunched down on the shriveled, crisp lizard carcasses. I ruined it. The surprise.
Can you imagine if I hadn’t ruined it? So gross. This kind of stuff is not ok people. It’s just not.
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