Wait, who are you?

Hold on...where did you come from?

But my you are handsome!

I see you didn't get a neck either. What's up with that?

At least you're a good kisser. That has to count for something.

By the way, do you think they'll ever get those ugly, old cabinets replaced?

Excellent hands! Where do you get your nails done?

So nice to meet you. Come by again sometime. But you should really wear clothes when you're a guest in someone's home. I'm just saying.