Sunday, September 29, 2013
At Whole Foods: a watermelon rolled off of a cart and nearly fell on Toren
Gasp! It's reassuring to know that when faced with a falling watermelon, my fight or flight responses escape me and my freeze response kicks in. I just stood there and literally gasped.
Saturday, September 28, 2013
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Thursday, September 19, 2013
This again.
He pulled himself up to standing and stared at the top of the gate, grunting with his mouth open while reaching for the top. I am beyond words.
Wait, who are you?
Hold on...where did you come from?
But my you are handsome!
I see you didn't get a neck either. What's up with that?
At least you're a good kisser. That has to count for something.
By the way, do you think they'll ever get those ugly, old cabinets replaced?
Excellent hands! Where do you get your nails done?
So nice to meet you. Come by again sometime. But you should really wear clothes when you're a guest in someone's home. I'm just saying.
But my you are handsome!
I see you didn't get a neck either. What's up with that?
At least you're a good kisser. That has to count for something.
By the way, do you think they'll ever get those ugly, old cabinets replaced?
Excellent hands! Where do you get your nails done?
So nice to meet you. Come by again sometime. But you should really wear clothes when you're a guest in someone's home. I'm just saying.
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