The Toren Times: January 2018

Toren: Well, they haven’t sent it back yet. They bought a pretty big box of diapers. They made room for its garb in the closet. It appears as though this is a permanent arrangement.

Miela: I’m pretty sure I found the quiet button. It seems to be on the chest. Both hands. Push down. Like this.

Toren: The more pressing matter is the popsicles. At what point will it start to consume those? Are arrangements being made to increase the inventory in the cold storage receptacle?

Miela: You have to really use the palms and the fingertips. If you go all palms, it’s not effective. Palms, tips, push.

Toren: And then there are the yogurt sticks. Dear god, what about those? We get 8 to a box. That’s 4 servings for us. Now with 3 consumers, the split isn’t even. We have a problem.

Miela: And now on to the spit-up issue. That’s never really been our thing. We can’t just sit around and let that continue. You look into the yogurt stick thing. I’ll figure out this spit-up stuff. Hang in there. We’ll get this sorted.

Toren: I’m not sure I can handle it much longer.

Miela: It is small and appears weak. Be strong TT. Be strong.